OMG OMG! What a CHAVAYA! (which by the way wouldn't be a bad nickname for an aunt named Sara CHA(va)YA ). Listen up Aunt "Sawa" you can post birthdays in advance, so that means next time you're at their home (r"l, hashem yaazor) you can setup all the future birthdays you want. I would've thought they'd have taught you that in seminary (yemach shemam v'zichram, seminaries are where the christians were raised to hate jews see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seminary ). Hmm, I guess the whole family knows by now huh? How many morons do you think think my actual name is Anon E. Moss? I don't know but I'll bet they're all girls.

OMG! OMG! OMG![hey, I'm in sem, whaddya expect?]Ok, unfair advantage, caria- I am free and far from internet acces this year, I must visit my non-frum cousins out in chashmonaim, who have internet (r"l). Well, let that be no reflection of how cute i think MY niece is and how happy I am to wish her a YOM HULEDET SAMEACH!! [sorry, seminary fever again] and I WANT A SILVER NECKLACE!!! Much love and hugs and kisses, your Aunt Sara all the way in yushalayim with Kika and Raymi, and who has NO embarassing nicknames!! yaaay!

OMG IT'S SARA DINA'S BIRTHDAY!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARA DINA, AD MAYA V'ESRIM, V'SHEVA, just like Sara emeinu, alternatively, ad 133 just like rivka emeinu (as all the rishonim tell us, da'as zkinaim, chizkuni, rashbatz in his peirush on pirkei avos, all based on sifri, yes your uncle outbkiused r' reuven margaliyos again you little cutey, ask your daddy to show you what i added to the margaliyos hayam on 17b). Oh and I'm very unimpressed that Aunt Sara neglected to post your birth and birthdays. How did (aunt) Sara get into seminary if she's too lazy to post her niece's birth? I hope aunt Tehila will keep on her toes, which reminds me, I'm not telling any of you that I posted this so we'll have to see how good you two are at checking onlysimchas everyday, I'm going to be very impressed if Shani doesn't find out about this. Love, Mynieceisthecutest aka Uncle (Ze) Caria (and tuvia, if i catch you teaching her that other nickname one more time... ) aka the guy who lives "Zaidy's house, in ehplane, in 'ew york". Oh, and you're welcome for the silver charm necklace cutie.